Submit A Letter to Lou Scannon’s Bulging Sack!

There’s nothing Lou likes better than answering the well-thought out queries of his fanbase. Well, except eating a fine steak of course. And recklessly shooting asteroids for fun.


In fact, there’s quite a lot of things Lou would rather do than answer reader mail. Oh well. Anywho, use the form below to send Lou some letter-y goodness – and if you’re lucky, we’ll even print your letter in a future issue of “Lou Scannon”!

┬áIf you submit your email address, we promise not to pass it on to any third parties, ‘cos quite frankly, we hate that shit too. We may however use it to inform you of upcoming Lou news, unless you ask us not to. Cool?

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